captainsisko:

im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid

insane-and-unusual:

i-sucked-dick-on-accident:

oh good god


*Chad Dylan Pooper

poopflow:

you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid

lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

ghore:

I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me