boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
thanks for your contribution
you want the d?
oh you mean my
nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged
i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
you can change your hair and you can change your clothes, you can change your mind that’s just the way it goes, you can say goodbye and you can say hello, but you’ll never escape one direction
"you STILL like one direction?"